May 2008
2 posts
Halves
I stole an amazing dress yesterday from Value World c/o Wilson’s Leather circa 1989. It has a complex system of Smurf-blue leather straps across the neckline and a half-n-half bodice of the same material and color combined with SERIOUSLY, FUCKING BLACK SPANDEX. It needs to be shortened a hair because I have short legs. Saw a show in Shelley’s garage last night: DRUG ABUSE (Charlie...
April 2008
5 posts
Bummer.
Mark: yoko asked me to stop saying 'whatever' i say it like ted
me: dude, don't. its hilarious.
me: ask her to "get with the sound la-hhh"
Mark: and she tried to break up with me because i won't put a baby in her
me: ew.
Mark: she said "i guess we are just having fun together. but i will go find somebody else."
and i said " whoever he is he won't be better than me."
me: Yeah, right. She is a foolish bitch.
Fosho
Mark: i love robbing women of their fertile years
it's like emotional s & m
me: Mark-san ri rant a raby
Mark: oh my god
me: rahhhhh, ry ron't ru rive re ra raby!!!!
Mark: i'm sure. all R's
me: *BAD FACE*
Mark: don't be so hard on yourself
me: your girlfriend makes mirrors cry real tears
Mark: i'm not enjoying this. you should stop now
me: real live motherfucking tears.
12: 09 PM Mark Meves is offline.
me: darn.
YE OLDE MEAN ZINE '06
YE OLDE MEAN ZINE & A COLLECTION OF SOME GR8 ART.
Other sweet names for blogs
There’s a method to my radness This is the way I cry … I can’t think of any more right now. This is a poster on my bedroom wall:
NY / NY
This was my first day/night in NY without Mark. We took slugs of rum out of a plush hamburger behind a dumpster before parting ways. I think getting him tipsy before he met up with his new girlfriend was my little Saint Thérèse de Lisieux fuck you to her. I must have been weak and silly because my first move was buying a very expensive jacket on Bedford Ave. I wrinkled my nose at the price and...
March 2008
2 posts
Fun with Mac version of MS paint
& Pretty good, eh? The resemblance is uncanny; I’m SO glad I’m “NOT DA MAMA,” giving birth to monsters would hurt.
Butts
3/23/08, 8: 37 PM
hottgirlronnie: nutterson
manikmarkus: hi be we
manikmarkus: i'm looking at a passed out japanese girl's asshole
hottgirlronnie: hey, find my shit in your Easter basket?
manikmarkus: wondering what i should put in it
hottgirlronnie: a battery
manikmarkus: no i forgot it was easter
hottgirlronnie: Can't wade to see you.
manikmarkus: a pen is going in there
manikmarkus: right about now
manikmarkus: wow a pen is definitely in there
hottgirlronnie: what a dumb ass
hottgirlronnie: and a hoe
manikmarkus: we had like seven sexes today
manikmarkus: sunday is her day off
hottgirlronnie: slut
manikmarkus: i fucked the slants off her eyes
3/18/08, 7: 42 PM
hottgirlronnie: remember when I put a battery in your butt?
manikmarkus: yeah i remember your dumb battery
hottgirlronnie: AHAHAHAGAGAGAFGAGFHT
hottgirlronnie: I'm LOLing about it right now
hottgirlronnie: I love my dumb battery.